Runny egg yolk is one of the most disgusting things on the planet.

[WP] Most life in the universe only evolves on much colder planets than earth. Most aliens have only ever encountered ice and consider it a mineral. Humans are widely considered a hoax by most biologists, a creature 60% made of molten rock? How absurd.

We are not fucked.

I found the most evil thing to do in Warframe.

Smug STC

Rohirrim do not come, instead Helm's Deep is helped by average guy with access to Amazon and unlimited fund, how does he holds the siege?

Asking as a Jew, how many Jews do you know? Are you Jewish?

Megatron (Pyrovore Mode) in WH40K (art by Oily-Eyed_Dino)

Humans always ask if they can and never if they should

Layoffs at CIG - A Temperature Check

"Is It Wrong to Carry a Mission? First Encounter with a Toxic Player in Warframe" I am a noob!

A place that takes 8 days to get there

That was a quick 180…

What’s a movie that had you completely hooked… until the last 10 minutes ruined everything?

When I see a prime warframe I really want, I'm embarrassed to say I just buy it with platinum. And I buy the platinum.

Standard Issue loaf

As a Canadian, watching the USA devolve into madness is so sad.

[WP] In a world where city-states are protected by their patron Gods, the Godless city-states end up subjugated. However one of the Godless cities has repelled every invasion. A spy is sent to discover the secret of their autonomy.

Yeah nah Esdeath had to go 😭

Will our patch fix things? Noone knows and we don't care.

"Nothing ever happens"

"My dad is taking me on my first fishing trip this weekend," the little boy explains to his classmates excitedly.

When your cat Oranges so hard, other Oranges are shocked

"The humans do not know how to fly."

Just get one. It's not weird unless you make it weird.