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"Sorry, all available engineering and traffic enforcement resources have been assigned to keep fish from drowning in White Rock Lake."

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&quot;Sorry, all available engineering and traffic enforcement resources have been assigned to keep fish from drowning in White Rock Lake.&quot;

&quot;As cars get smarter with the advent of AI, they&#39;re going to need places to bond and form communities with other motor vehicles. It&#39;s important we get that infrastructure in place now,&quot; a city official told Suburbanista

Walking is overrated anyway

An official speaking anonymously told Suburbanista that Plano city leaders may call off future legislative attacks in exchange for a 300% DART funding cut and a dinosaur plushie

An official speaking anonymously told Suburbanista that Plano city leaders may call off future legislative attacks in exchange for a 300% DART funding cut and a dinosaur plushie

Students attempting to mod public transportation back into the game will be met with swift disciplinary action

“If a man won’t burn at least four gallons of that Exxon love potion to come see me, he’s a scrub. Having a truck or SUV isn’t enough; I need a man who will put in the miles.”

Sorry, fellas.

“Walkability” zealots cannot even comprehend the manliness of inventing new suburbs to escape their challenges

&quot;The story evokes the worst nightmares of the first suburbanites, and warns the viewer to stay far away from cities,&quot; a Collin County archaeologist told Suburbanista. &quot;This particular painting dates to about 30,000 years before the founding of Dallas.&quot;

Canales, a South Texas rep unfamiliar with transit in North Texas, told Suburbanista that he was glad to join Plano Rep Matt Shaheen (R)&#39;s push to de-fund DART after a hallway conversation in Austin.

Hopefully some of you folks can appreciate the importance of having unlimited parking in Dallas. Register to speak!

Dallas&#39; unwalkability hangs in the balance as the City Council is set to hear public comments on city staff&#39;s proposal to reduce its parking requirements on Wednesday, May 14th.

Local resident and accountant Jeff Monihan says the move is a clear effort to oppress men. &quot;I moved here from Plano to avoid this kind of oppression. Why does Forney hate my work truck so much?&quot;

&quot;Traffic really might get worse here! Why is your need to afford basic shelter more important than my need to get to BINGO on time?&quot;

The initial rollout hit a snag when an incorrect time zone setting caused the sound of children laughing to be played in overnight hours, which some residents described as &quot;absolute nightmare fuel&quot;

&quot;If suburban soldiers like me don&#39;t regularly drive into urban areas, the streets and parking spaces will fall to the pedestrians and other groups trying to destroy America.&quot;

Sources tell Suburbanista that the new parking garage will also be the official site of Jesus Christ&#39;s return.

Our beautiful tradition of crossing a half mile of parking lots to walk between train stations and anything else is at risk. You can help.

Dallas&#39; City Plan Commission is holding a special session and public hearing on Thursday, January 16th about Dallas&#39; minimum parking requirements. Public hearing begins no earlier than 12pm.

&quot;Wageman has a very diverse selection of clients, including us. DART&#39;s CEO has done mass transit stuff her whole career, and has talked about wanting MORE buses and trains. Now tell me who you think has a problem being impartial.&quot;

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&quot;Wageman has a very diverse selection of clients, including us. DART&#39;s CEO has done mass transit stuff her whole career, and has talked about wanting MORE buses and trains. Now tell me who you think has a problem being impartial.&quot;

"Sorry, all available engineering and traffic enforcement resources have been assigned to keep fish from drowning in White Rock Lake."

"As cars get smarter with the advent of AI, they're going to need places to bond and form communities with other motor vehicles. It's important we get that infrastructure in place now," a city official told Suburbanista

"The story evokes the worst nightmares of the first suburbanites, and warns the viewer to stay far away from cities," a Collin County archaeologist told Suburbanista. "This particular painting dates to about 30,000 years before the founding of Dallas."

Canales, a South Texas rep unfamiliar with transit in North Texas, told Suburbanista that he was glad to join Plano Rep Matt Shaheen (R)'s push to de-fund DART after a hallway conversation in Austin.

Dallas' unwalkability hangs in the balance as the City Council is set to hear public comments on city staff's proposal to reduce its parking requirements on Wednesday, May 14th.

Local resident and accountant Jeff Monihan says the move is a clear effort to oppress men. "I moved here from Plano to avoid this kind of oppression. Why does Forney hate my work truck so much?"

"Traffic really might get worse here! Why is your need to afford basic shelter more important than my need to get to BINGO on time?"

The initial rollout hit a snag when an incorrect time zone setting caused the sound of children laughing to be played in overnight hours, which some residents described as "absolute nightmare fuel"

"If suburban soldiers like me don't regularly drive into urban areas, the streets and parking spaces will fall to the pedestrians and other groups trying to destroy America."

Sources tell Suburbanista that the new parking garage will also be the official site of Jesus Christ's return.

Dallas' City Plan Commission is holding a special session and public hearing on Thursday, January 16th about Dallas' minimum parking requirements. Public hearing begins no earlier than 12pm.

"Wageman has a very diverse selection of clients, including us. DART's CEO has done mass transit stuff her whole career, and has talked about wanting MORE buses and trains. Now tell me who you think has a problem being impartial."

"Wageman has a very diverse selection of clients, including us. DART's CEO has done mass transit stuff her whole career, and has talked about wanting MORE buses and trains. Now tell me who you think has a problem being impartial."