I wish to be irresistible to anything in the universe that abides by the laws of physics
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I wish that all singers, rappers and actors who died before their time (such as through murder and overdose) were revived and carried on until they died properly in old age
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I wish that as I grew taller, I lost fat cells equalling to 1/3 of my total mass for every 30 centimetres that I grew
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I wish for a gold chain that isn't as heavy as gold actually is and doesn't weigh my neck down
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I wish that English didn't have any homographic words (a 'bear' vs. to 'bear'; eating a 'date' vs. going on a 'date') so people could understand each other better
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But really, what DOES the fox say?
r/AskReddit, Ouija-style.
I wish to travel back in time to learn the extinct Taíno language, then write a dictionary about it and leave it for Christopher Columbus and his crew to find
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NZR DSJ class #4045 heading back towards Port Taranaki, seen at Kāwaroa Park crossing (2025-06-18)
The Home for all things "Iron Horse". Steam, Diesel, Electric, Pneumatic, Hydraulic. It doesn't matter, let them be seen! Post your Pics, Videos, Stories, experiences, etc. Keep it interesting, topical, NON trolling, and everything will be great. Alaska Railroad to Zambian Railroads, we want to see them all.
I wish that every mention of the acronym BBC was understood squarely to stand for the British Broadcasting Corporation, and no other unsavoury meanings
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Every minute in Africa, _______ seconds pass
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I wish to obtain a collection of fedora hats in diverse colours, which will help me in approaching ladies
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Ouija horseplay is against my religion! I am a/an ________!
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I wish to examine the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything and solve it for 42
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The person in charge of the United States is not a king, but a _______
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Help requested in deciphering a few small words: "like I am getting [???]; too tired to even get [???]; he [???] all the limits"
Hey spirits! What should I do if I lose my Ouija planchette?
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My friend Satin left her prized fabric project of the planet Saturn in her car, only for her other friend Saturn to squash it again!
Word Avalanches: incredibly contrived setups for homophonic punchlines.
I wish to acquire just enough of a fortune necessary for investing in a three-man Mars landing
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I wish I had a big room full of gold coins that I could dive into like Scrooge McDuck, without hurting myself of course
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I wish to obtain the ultimate gaming console that plays all the games you can think of, never breaks down and never becomes obsolete
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Songs with rhymes that only really work in the original singer's accent
A place where people can post their weird music playlists. We prefer Spotify music, but we aren't opposed to Apple Music etc.
Hey spirits! Say you're with a girl and she says "I have a boyfriend." What do you say next?
r/AskReddit, Ouija-style.
I wish that I could learn how to fly a plane just by getting in the pilot's seat and absorbing the memories of the people before me
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