Drunken Mom Struggles When Doctor Calls, Is Sure He Said "Sit Down - And Guzzle Wine Till Your Guts Fall Out Your Butt"
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Defeating "Malignant Maniac" In The Second Round With Deadly "Atomic Titty Twister," WWE Icon Ric Flair Wins Wrestlemania Death Match
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Oasis Becomes Unexpected Guest At School Prom, Refuses To Sing "Wonderwall"
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Prince Harry Seen Lulling Elderly Victim Into A State Of Unconsciousness While Meghan Markle Approaches From Behind With An Axe and Waits For Signal To Strike
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Bone Spur Survivor Makes Urgent Appeal To Americans For Immediate Donations To Help Friends Suffering Financial Burdens
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Mosquito Attack And Tragic Accident Called "Holiday From Hell," In Texas It's Called "A Trip To the Beach"
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Beyoncé Tells How Buffalo Soldiers Fought Savage Redskins, Kicked Their Savage Butts and Stole Their Savage Land
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"To Talk About The Butt, We Must First Talk About The Pelvis"
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Little House on Prairie Girl Tells Stupid Mutherfukkers "What's Up"
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Mary Jane Official Tourist Greeter As Thailand Now High Land
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"Cereal Killer" or "How To Get The Immigrants To Put Themselves In The Oven"
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Melodic Sounds of "California Dreaming" Said To Be Inspiration Behind "Tiny Hands and The Circles Jerks" Musical Dance Craze "L.A. Stomp"
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She Was A Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress And She Chopped Off Her Boyfriend's Head
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Ancient Artifact Thought To Have Belonged To Commander Of Northern Imperial Roman Army Biggus Dickus
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Why "Bag-Full of Broken Glass" Never Became A Popular Children's Toy
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Deportees Would Like To Speak To You About Your Vehicle's Extended Warranty
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Park Visitors Warned Of Falling Boulders, Trucks Emerging From Painted Tunnels, And Other Various Contraptions Purchased From The Acme Corporation
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The Man Who Claimed He Killed A Bigfoot, And Had The Body To Prove It
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Good News As Giant Flying Ants Taking Out Lucky People Who Will Be Spared The Agonizing Terror Of Being Vaporized When Nuclear Mushroom Clouds Begin Sprouting In Your Garden
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Why A UFO Expert Claimed Aliens Weren't Involved In The Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident
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Where Did The Story of The Lubbock Lights Originate?
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Wyoming's Night Skies Might Just Hold A Secret Or Two About UFOs
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Roswell Planning For Annual UFO Festival
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The UFOs That Scientists Think Are Real But Can't Explain
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Alexander the Great's Vagina Falls Victim To Sex-Crazed Dyslexic Proofreader
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