Oddly specific reasons for loving online sessions

Okay, so I nearly died, today, in session. Maybe I'm being dramatic, but it really felt like I was dying.

I said something, and as the client was responding I sipped some water.
Tell me why this water decides it prefers to go to the lungs! 💀😐

You know what happens next, right? Chocking, tears, coughing, wheezing, spitting the water, more sounds of death, etc.

Luckily, I was in a virtual session, and I was able to mute and turn off the camera right on time before I displayed my humanity.

In between my coughs, trying to hang on for dear life, I was able to drop a text in the chat asking for a minute. I took five, composed myself and came back with the fresh face of a zen master😂😂

And all I could think of afterwards was, thank God this was a virtual session.

I'm not really embarrassed, but I also kinda am.😂

Any ways, what are your oddly specific reasons for liking virtual sessions?