Favorite funny scenes?

I mean both scenes or quotes. I'll go first.

Narcos Mexico:

I lose it every time Sinaloa gifts Miguel the tiger at his birthday party. They roll it in, proud asf, and everybody hates it so much lol they're just shaking their heads and to top it all off, Cochi and Chapo get on stage and dance to Eye of the Tiger while everyone else is completely done.

Narcos Colombia:

"Tub of lard you call your son" and it's not even close.

What about y'all?