I did the unthinkable… self delivered

wanted to see if I could place a order and pick it up. I think they call it quantum delivering (winks). I drove to the edge of my heat map to the town with the least population in it. When I arrived I open up the delivery app and notice there where only 2 restaurants that used DD. Dairy Queen and Subway. The app said it would take 59-75 minutes to receive my order. I was parked across the street 750ft away. I logged into the driver app and sent my order. My order total was $16.95 for a burger and a water. I immediately got a “bangle bang, bangle bang” on my driver app and guess what!?!? It was my order. I got paid a $5 +$2.25 payment for my order. I tipped 1$ cause I thought the driver was handsome. Most people will never know what it is like to melee AI in Mortal Kombat but I am not most people. I did this act of violence to avenge my fellow human Garry Kasparov, who is defeated by the system so long ago. Peeeeeeace I’m out