What was your worst disc golf round ever?

Just had the absolute worst disc golf round ever yesterday. I drove 45 minutes to a course, and got to the 3rd hole before I threw my absolute favorite driver to the highest point of the last guardian tree. I could see it immediately but the disc was higher than my retriever could go, so I taped my retriever to a large stick and started bringing things over to stand on. After literally an hour of doing this, I ended up accidentally breaking my retriever. I tried climbing the tree after this, but I was unable to get high enough. Accepting defeat, I just gave up and drove the 45 minutes home. As if all that wasn’t enough though, once I got home, I started breaking out in full body hives from climbing the tree…

Does anybody else have round horror stories that I can read while I am lying here writhing in agony?