Why being Tall sucks

The thing about being a 6'4 guy Absolute paradise if paradise means constantly ducking under doorways, hitting your head and never finding clothes that fit

Ever tried squeezing into your Dad's Alto 800 in a family trip Oh, the joy of folding yourself like Paper just to fit inside and the pain in the body afterwards And don’t even get me started on buses knees jammed into the seat in front, spine slowly collapsing, while the guy behind you Talks shit about your seat being too far back

Then comes shopping. Need shoes? Haha, good luck finding anything beyond size 9 Want a shirt that actually reaches your wrists? Nope, you're rocking the "accidental crop top" look Pants? Either flood-ready or long enough but baggy enough to be a parachute.

And let's talk about weddings or family functions. Every aunt and uncle will remind you Bah toi beleg Ukho hoi goli sun Toi Basketball nekhelili kayle Yes, Pehei because clearly, height = Good at Sports Also, youre expected to stand in the back for every group photo

Oh, and the best part People using you as their personal landmark. "Oye, he ukho lora tu dekhiso ne tar usorole ah"😔