Zepbound x stool softener = don't trust a fart

Tonight I had a close call. I've been taking stool softeners because I've gotten a bit "bound" up with Zepbound. I'm lying in bed playing Genshin Impact and feel a toot coming on. I go to let loose not thinking and feel my bowels rumble like a demon in the depths of Hell and go "uh ohhhhh". Cats became cocooned in the blankets as I thriw myself out the door and into the bathroom. Luckily there was no escapees but it was a very narrow margin of error. I will not trust any toot from now on 😅🤣☠️