Philly, please don’t climb light poles, pleads Mayor
Guess Philly fans are going to climb a lotta light poles this year.
People who are the type to climb light poles will also be the kind of people who will absolutely not heed Mayor Parker’s pleas.
Poor Mayor Parker is fighting a losing battle. It must be exhausting being a Black female mayor in the US in general, but when we add being in Philly and having to plead for people to not behave like jackasses, that would be another fresh hell on top of that.
Guess Philly fans are going to climb a lotta light poles this year.
People who are the type to climb light poles will also be the kind of people who will absolutely not heed Mayor Parker’s pleas.
Poor Mayor Parker is fighting a losing battle. It must be exhausting being a Black female mayor in the US in general, but when we add being in Philly and having to plead for people to not behave like jackasses, that would be another fresh hell on top of that.