No Way Home is terrible

It’s not overrated or just okay it’s fucking terrible. I don’t feel like organizing my thoughts into a well structured essay at the moment and I apologize for that.

One of my biggest problems with the film is that the whole movie happens because nerd ass Peter was sad that he didn’t get accepted into college and before he even tried reapplying, he went to the motherfucking sorcerer supreme of his world and asks him to make everyone forget he was Spider-Man. And I know the movie acknowledges this but like… that doesn’t fix anything?! It’s still a stupid decision. He put the stability of the fucking multiverse in danger because he and his dumbass friends didn’t get into college. Boo fucking hoo. They made him irresponsible. Which is the one fucking thing you never do with him.

     The writers put themselves in a corner and instead of Spider-Man fighting back and undoing the notion that people think Peter is Spider-Man like how spectacular Spider-Man did. They forced together a shit ass fan service shit flick about how “woah every villain and every Spidey is back!!” It sounds like a plot I would come up with when playing with Spider-Man toys when I was fucking 7.



    And don’t even start with “but it was SOOO cool to see Tobey and Andrew back!” Yeah I’ll admit, it was pretty fucking cool. But if anything seeing Andrew again just reminded me how shit Tom is at playing a cocky Spider-Man. And it just feels so damn forced. There is no way this is how they planned for the trilogy to end when homecoming came out.


         Bottom of the barrel shit ass 3/10 movie.