Top things I did the past 351 days
Who would have thought posting daily on r/Silksong would be so lucrative, in that short period of time I already made 880 reddit gold. If we take into account that 1 gold bar is worth approximately $92,206, this means I made roughly $81 000 000. Suck on that Team Cherry, your little bug game is nothing when a real man enters the entertainment game.
So for this special occasion, I thought it would be interesting to rank the top things I did the past year. And break the 4th wall a little.
I love this post. For such an old post, it aged relatively well.
There is not much to say, just watch the video. Just click that link, the blue link. To watch the video you have to click the blue link. The blue link is up there, in the title. What I'm trying to say is that you have to click that link to watch the video.
To be honest I don't think this can be even called a “drama”. In a nutshell, I just wanted to be part of day 1331, didn't know how to get on, but I've seen some people hosting it, so I thought it was community based or something. So I tried to reach out on YouTube, and Twitter. Nothing.
So the only thing left was for me to join his discord.
After joining, I found out that I have to be either an active HK content creator or friendly, I am neither of those.
No, I am not gonna be like “Hey guys, it's E1331 from Reddit? The guy who makes images online? I demand to host the day 1331. Pronto!”
And no, I will not talk in his discord for a few months until I can have a chance to host it. First of all, I don't have time, (day 1331 was like in 30 days or something) and second of all, I feel it's kinda weird to have an incentive to be active in a community you are only part of because you wanna host one episode. Making friends, to, ehh, host one 20 second video.
Listen, I love 1331 but not that much.
So I kinda picked the 3rd option. I tried to work my charm.
It didn't work, I got banned by the man himself relatively quickly.
I don't hold a grudge or anything, I understand why hosting is limited, if it wasn't, managing the DMs and organizing people daily would be a nightmare. Plus I kinda acted like a douchebag, those guys were a really silly bunch, of course they didn't wanna have a guy like me stinking up the place.
So, day 1331 is lost forever, I was too late…
Still, I find the whole “drama” hilarious, kinda happy how it ended up that's why it is at 7th place. Yeah, not hosting day 1331 sucks, but there is still day 13331 which I am very excited to host in the future.
I just love this universe, that's all. My 2 favorite ones are placed in the title, one for Joe, one for Donald.
- Office
There is a plenty of edits I made, and talking/mentioning all of them would be nuts. The offices ones, the outside office ones, the interview ones, the PAX ones, the YouTube video ones and many more. So I picked just the story based ones. They are my favorites anyway. Best one probably being the first one, the interview.
So here are the main 5 if you are in a mood to read.
Most of these stories take me a few hours to write, sometimes in about less than an hour they are done. That's why there is probably a lot of spelling mistakes.
- Bravo Vince
Did you know all of these are actual quotes from the movies? Crazy I know, but check the imdb, those are actual quotes and plotlines from the films.
Here is every Movie/Series post I made (chronologically)
You are not a real Silksong fan...
It’s simple, we, uh, steal the silksong
Maybe I forgot some, who knows.
I wholeheartedly believe that if a punchline is worth the setup, it is worth it.
There is not much to say, people who can read probably understood the punch line. It was a risky set up, but I think it was worth it.
And since Leth said he finds my stuff funny, I think that means I'm clear to continue.
I guess he really likes my Team Cherry posts. I am not that type of guy to put words into someone else's mouth, I'm not like that, but he said so. He definitely loves the posts I made about him, making a screenshot where he likes my dick pic on twitter, him being thirsty on main, him touching Ari's ass during Pax, you heard it here first, Leth loves these posts. So I will keep them coming, just for you.
Unrelated tho, me posting it on 9.11. was coincidental. Since, you know, in the US they have the dates backwards. So, yeah. No, I was not trying to say I did 9/11 to Team Cherry. But It's kinda a weird coincidence it did end up being posted on 9.11... I mean November 9th not actually 9/11, you guys in the US are weird, weird people using the weird date format with the weird measuring system that uses their feet to measure stuff. Yuck, I'm not into feet, that's weird.
I have to come clean guys, I used to be fat. I know, shocking for a redditor. Kinda went nuts for a few months and here I am. The challenge from that post is still on, but something tells me I'm gonna lose. I kinda look the same as in that picture, just less body fat and maybe more arm muscle, since I got myself a punching bag.
Getting a clear 6-pack is hard guys. It turns out not drinking water is a pretty impossible task for me, if we take into account that I used to drink 6-8 liters a day.
No, I didn't put the NSFW tag, I don't think that highly of myself. That was put on by those stinky mods. How dare they, who wouldn't wanna see that when they open reddit in public.
Art by JustWow555
And that's it. There is plenty of stuff I forgot to mention, some hidden gems, but I think this list of general things or themes I did, ended up looking pretty good. What a year. Hopefully I won't have to make a similar list like this again, Bye Bye.