Diplomat from an alternate dimension, seeking help with a troubling problem.

Since the opening of the permanent inter-dimensional rift near your starbase 82, that conveniently enough connects to an rather obscure base within my empire's dominion, communication between our two realities has been possible.

As such, diplomat to diplomat, I'd like to ask some advice.

I am LM, Male, of refined age and serve as a diplomat to my empire on a human controlled station that is more or less our reality's version of the one you have by that stable intergalactic wormhole.

My issue is that there was a recently opened gift shop on our station to keep the budget stable, and to my horror, the "action doll" that they made of me lacked proper anatomical detail of the prehensile chest-born genitalia typical of males of my species.

Aside from being prudish, it's emasculating and an insult to both my people, our government, and myself personally. What should I do? Is war on the table? or can I settle for an honorable duel to the death with the station commander? I've spent years with these humans, and i still don't understand them at all. Please advise.