What's up with Pete's Za?: Update
Alright, I didn’t think I’d be back with another update, but here I am, still suffering. After my last post, I thought maybe it was just a one-time fluke, a bad batch of pizza messing with my body. But after a full 2 days of rigorous testing, I can say with absolute certainty:
Pete’s Za has permanently altered the taste of my nut, and I have the data to prove it.
For scientific accuracy, I’ve been conducting daily taste tests after my usual sessions with my Discord kitten. I didn’t leave anything to chance—I made sure to cover every variable.
- Morning e-sex? Check.
- Late-night e-sex? Check.
- Post-gaming e-sex? Check.
- Hydration levels varied (gfuel)? Check.
- Different diets to counteract the taste? Still no improvement.
And after every single session, I did my usual personal inspection—a methodical taste test to see if my situation had improved.
It hasn’t.
Every time, it’s the same: a horrific metallic aftertaste, like someone dissolved a 9V battery in rotten ranch dressing. It lingers. It doesn’t go away. I’ve even tried waiting hours before checking again, just to see if time helps. Nope. Still awful.
And here’s the kicker: when I took a two-day break from Pete’s Za, things actually started to taste normal again. I thought I was cured. But the second I caved and ordered a BBQ chicken pizza, later that night, my post-nut taste test confirmed the curse was back.
At this point, I don’t know what to do. I’m starting to think Pete’s Za has fundamentally altered my chemistry on a molecular level. I need answers. Has anyone else had a pizza place permanently ruin their nut flavor? Is there a cure?? Do I need a full-body detox or some kind of spiritual exorcism?? Because I can’t keep living like this.