What are some of your jokes that got stolen and you got no credit for?

Mero chai ma class 5 huda ho, euta Gk ki English padhaune teacher thiyo. Ani tesle ek din World kai richest ko kura gardai thyo, Bill Gates thyo teti bela richest person in the world. Ani maile "tyo Bill Gates vanda ta mai talent xu, teslai ta ka kha ni audaina" vaneko thye

Ani kasaile sune na tyo Suresh le ni nasune jasto garya thyo, ani ekxin paxi ta k re, 5 minutes paxi nai merai line sabko agaadi handiyo ani sabai jana haasyo. Ma haasine, maile kei credit pani paaina.

Fuck you Suresh!! ek decade huna laisakyo but still maile talai forgive gareko xaina. Taile kaai bata yo post paddhai xas vane, Fuck You!!