The most hilarious things said on LOTS US S2

I've already rewatched LOTS US S2 because I just love this show and its people with all my heart. Enjoy these quotes that I personally find funny!

Connor:

I could tell her about how democracy has started.

I could settle for a blonde.

Do you have any allergies of any kind?

Like England itself, I still keep one foot in the Dark Ages.

Butterflies? Try Locusts.

I do not want that life. You saw what it did to Princess D... oh shi...

Honestly, must I write you a poem?

Oh god, these are my good Air Force 1's too.

James:

I don't want to sound like a glory-seeker but I don't mind the attention.

I don't wanna have to compete with a pet for the woman's attention.

We wouldn't want one woman to go through six pregnancies, now, would we?

Oh, but I had to wear pants yesterday!

Journey:

[Journey's mom:"Boys gravitate towards you romantically"] Well, that's embarrassing for them, isn't it?

You know, I've never really thought a man looked that good.

I can't look into my tea the whole time, can I?

If this is the sexy one then what is this? The loser plant?

Dani:

He would drain me financially.

Sandy, should I bring my sex books?

Abbey:

[Dead buffalo] That's never gonna happen to me. I'm too old for that.

[Abbey steps into Maasai house] This is very different from my house. Nothing here is like in L.A.

David:

[David rejects blood drink] I don't want to end up becoming Count Dracula.

Tanner:

I'm living the dream up here. Me and Frankie, we're party animals.

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I'm realizing that I don't have any quotes from Steve but he says stuff like gee wez or okey-dokey which I love.