A man walks into a brothel...

The hostess/Madam asks: "How can I help you?" The guy is clearly very shy and out of element but manages to mumble: "Can I have a girl with huge tits, and tight pussy, please?" "Of course”, says the Madam. "Why don't you sit in the waiting room, and we'll let you know when the girl is ready for you.” The guy proceeds to the waiting room. After a few minutes there's an intercom announcement: "The guy with large hands and small penis, please come up to room number 5."