What are the funniest lines?

We’ve talked recently about the hardest or saddest lines in the game, but what are the ones that made you laugh out loud?

I’m in ACT 2 (of playthrough 6 or 7) and just chuckled at this one:

Astarion: “I think I’ll enjoy traveling with Halsin. Not for his wit or wisdom - he’ll just make an excellent shield if we’re attacked.”

Or earlier when Laezel said that love might be the worst affliction on this plane and Astarion says “Oh, I don’t know, the screaming fever is pretty bad.”

Also Oliver to Halsin: “Are you crying? You’re awful big to be crying.”

I swear, I keep discovering new dialogue no matter how many times I play this game.